gyeah! surprise entry for all my FAAAAANS!!!~!~!~ lol… random thoughts-

damn* facebook. im on that fb grind 24/7 doing absolutely NOTHING productive. if this continues, when im wrinkly and i look back on my 20s, the only thing i’ll recollect are stupid status updates and mobile uploads. but i guess this goes for everyone in my generation, so sayd.

but guess what!?! I went to the gym today all by myself!!!! they scanned my ID, I stepped into the weight room,  did a smooth MJesque spin move and walked right back to my car. lol. damn 깍두기 heads making me feel all self-conscious. fail.

who in their right mind would enjoy crunching numbers for a living? i understand, Cash is KIng but hatdaym adjusting entries, credit, debit, trial balance, cost of goods sold, beg balance, equity, bonds. passy passy wassy wassy.

i hate creative writing. I made this up, but this is very similar to what goes on in my creative writing class;

“the blue lamp that sat on the cracked coffee table was flickering throughout the conversation etc.. etc..”

-PROFESSOR - “anyone want to comment on the reading?”

-STUDENT - “I really like that the lamp was sitting on the coffee table. its significant in that coffee and lamps both keep people awake,but more interestingly the lamp was flickering and the coffee table was cracked. This symbolizes the true meaning of life in the aspect of being awake and the flickerings along with the cracked table portrays the hardships that everyone goes through in life. Also, It really captured my heart that the lamp was blue. blue means tranquility and recently, i’ve been going through some hard times with my family and jsut the fact that the lamp is blue, brings peace to my heart.”

-PROFESSOR: “that is very good!”

MAN STFU. WHY CANT IT BE JUST AN ORDINARY LIFELESS LAMP SITTING ON AN ORDINARY COFFEE TABLE. I DONT CARE IF YOUR INTERPRETATION IS WHAT THE AUTHORED HAD INTENDED. BUT DAMN THAT SHIT IS RIDICULOUS. THAT LAMP DOES NOT BRING YOU PEACE. 

sorry to all you creative writing / art peepz. x_x